tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-54915062011-04-21T16:50:57.651-07:00i know how you probably got here. and i'm sorry your vagina smells or your girlfriend's vagina smells... <br><br>i'm a marine biologist so i can't help you with your stinky vagina. i can tell you that if you're near a vagina that smells like fish then something is wrong with the vagina.<br><br> you're welcome to hang around, just don't sit on anything...k?aquanoreply@blogger.comBlogger2481100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5491506.post-1135129860039036642005-12-20T17:49:00.000-08:002006-01-14T16:49:01.466-08:00

i LOVE ya!heeover 4000 hits.

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the new site won't help you with your stinky vagina either...

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while i'm starting the new blog and still getting hits here the new address isthe new and improved "smells like fish"

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i'm going to let this blog rest for awhile.i'm sad to do this but i just feel like even my own posts are dragging me down and what i really want to do is start having fun again and i just don't feel like i can do that here.so, there's an email address over there to the side if you want the new url. now don't all of you at once email i've only got like 2 gig of space in that account...hehstarting

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i'm having a debate with myself right now if i want to keep this blog. i like having it. i like having this space. i like writing what i want and just putting it out there. i love that i get hits for people looking for solutions to their stinky vaginas and that it never occured to me that titling my blog "smells like fish" would bring all those hits. i get such a kick out of it. but i'm also sad

aquanoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5491506.post-1132702340257841082005-11-22T15:23:00.000-08:002005-11-22T15:33:20.553-08:00

normally i'm not the kind of girl that partakes in retail therapy but i had been feeling down the last couple of weeks and when i went in to target to buy sweats (functional for working out in freezing cold dark mornings) and walked out with a mini-leatherman, the L-word second season on DVD and the piece de resistance a kickass watch.it was weird because i NEVER spend money on myself and it took

aquanoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5491506.post-1132686947164071792005-11-22T10:56:00.000-08:002005-11-22T11:15:47.243-08:00

you gotta love emmy aunt found out she had jury duty so all her co-workers put together a "jury duty survival kit" together for her. just a little light reading in case she gets bored... this one especially cracked me up because they had actually made a little pop-up of the dick.

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that if you go away out of town for a conference and you know there will be lots and lots of drinking to give the people you know you're going to drunk dial a heads up. that way they can start drinking too.heh

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and YES I HAVE BEEN WORKING!!!!GAH!http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051114/ap_on_re_as/japan_quakenot to totally diminish the scariness and horror of being in a tsunami, but, um, 12" waves!!!?? i'm shaking in my fake-y payless doc martens!!!"A 12-inch tsunami wave hit the city of Ofunato, and two 4- to 8-inch waves generated by the quake struck two other towns in the area, the agency said. Tsunami

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so i have a major grant proposal due tomorrow. a potentially life altering grant.due tomorrow.but look at what i'm doing insteadso i'm sure many of you might be slightly aware, most likely through your own keen observation skills, that i LOVE blue.LOVE IT. favoritest color ever.but i've found lately that i'm being drawn to the rich red fall colors that are popping up around here.at the farm the

aquanoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5491506.post-1131556052150975462005-11-09T08:59:00.000-08:002005-11-09T09:07:32.163-08:00

mwaaaahhhhhhahahahahEVERY initiative that ahhhnold backed lost! it LOST!!and i'll tell you why. all the people who voted for him to be governor don't normally vote. in fact, the majority of people who voted for him for governor didn't even vote in the original election that put gray davis in office. which is a bone of contention with me, and many others. how could you legitimately participate in

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i've always been very different from everyone in my family. we're not a "close" family at all. in fact, it's a lot of niceties in your face, sarcastic and passive aggressiveness in your face, and outright snipey backstabbing when you're not around. it sucks. i remember growing up thinking ack i do NOT want to be like these people. especially my mother she was the worst.and so i've often been told

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so it's 5:30 in the morning and i'm running with my trainer. we do 3 minutes of jogging and 3 minutes of walking for 35 minutes before we go and do yoga and weights.we jog past a woman, D, and her dog that my trainer, S, knows. in fact, i met, D, at the same place the very first time i started working out with S. so as we go jogging past, D asks how long have we been working out and S asks, "you

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ok, so i had mentioned the music thing and well, it's an essential for as much time as i spend in my car. unfortunately it's mostly assy radio stations up here top40 assee simpson caterwauling so usually as far as radio i listen to NPR or a san francisco station when i get reception. otherwise i broadcast my ipod over my radio with a cool little gizmo attached to the top.but occasionally, like

aquanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5491506.post-1130777634934530332005-10-31T08:41:00.000-08:002005-10-31T08:53:54.990-08:00

things have been kind of rough for me emotionally. i'm under a lot of stress with my work and the fact that i have at least 18-20 monts of work to do to do and only 11 months to complete it in. i've also had to deal with a lot of loss lately and all of that is magnified when you're reminded you never really had a strong support system around you except for the one you built with friends. but then

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for some reason lately i've been whacking the shit out of my fingers for various reasons but with consistently painful results.a month ago i smashed my right "ring" finger in my best friend's defective patio chair excising a significant chunk of meattwo and a half weeks ago i sliced the very top of my left thumb off while making dinner because my sister is having her daughter baptized mormon and

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so i'm driving home from work on sunday afternoon and i'm behind this ford focus (and a bunch of other cars - it's a windy country road). we all come to a stop sign and for the first time i can read her license plate frame which says:"IF YOU'RE RIDING MY ASSYOU BETTER BE PULLING MY HAIR"so i pulled her over, fucked her and then married herwell, actually i called my friend bugg and said i was

aquanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5491506.post-1128647144291556062005-10-06T17:56:00.000-07:002005-10-06T18:05:44.303-07:00

not the greatest movie in the world, but well worth the eye candyand the best eye candy isn't even on the coverpurrrrrrrrrrrrrrand yes i cried when she came on screen.see, crying at everything...anyway, that's jordana brewster, and like hugh hefner, i've decided i just can't have one girlfriend so i'm adding her to my harem. raven-haired darkskin beauties, eat'em up YUM!and not to toootally pan

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been crying alotover seemingly stupid things. i was crying alot with the new orleans footage. i'd cry when i'd come home and my dog wouldn't come out to greet me and for a split second i would wonder why and then i'd cry when i remembered...cried during the last three to four movies i watched (and they were not cry-y movies).i have this feeling of being more "lost" than usual. i don't know how to

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i'm so screwedthat's allthankyouverymuch

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i'm supposed to be working but i'm futzin' around the internet looking at when shakira's new new album is going to come out and if she's going on tour and i'm on her webpage and i see they've added all her previous albums and that when you go to the most recent album "fijacion oral vol. 1" there are two new videos you can watch. so i watched "no" the new one and then it hits me. i wonder if they

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so i'm well over 3,000 hits.and apparently the majority of hits over the last month have been searching for any of the following: kendra, naked, holly, naked, bridget, naked, playboy, naked. of all the movies, shows, or albums that i've talked about here, apparently this is the most googleworthy.most of the url's they're coming from are universities. which means that right now the majority of my

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i was listening to my ipod mini on shuffle and i was reminded of a conversation i had in mexico with my research buddy. i can't remember how, but i came out to him pretty early in the trip. it wasn't a big deal, it happened really casually, i think talking about relationships and it came up. and at some point i also had told him my first relationship with a woman was when i was thirty years old.i

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Monkey and I have known each other four years now. It’s been in the last year or so that we’ve been discussing how we go our different ways. It’s hard to talk about but it had come down to the point of how would it work anyway. She’s never coming over here like we thought and she wants kids and I don’t. no matter how much she tried to convince me. I guess I figure, I’d done that. I had a lot

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So I’ve been gone awhile...busybusybusy... I’ve been working and getting ready for a conference so I’ve been a bit behind. I don’t know why but when I’m working around the house I like to have the t.v. on to have some noise in the background. I should know that when things are on cable they will most likely be on three to four more times and I was right. Not that it’s my favorite show,

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the other day i was in the bathroom taking a dump when my gran comes busting in to get something. she said "show off!" and i said "you barged in on ME!"she said, "i wish i could crap without ripping my butthole"i said, "i wish i had a grandma that doesn't say 'crap without ripping my butthole!'"

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she even writes me love poems. here's one she left for me at a forum we belong to:akeeeeeee! i sing a song for you:oh, akee! oh, akee!in the water, she happy.playing with the fishiesyelling she is PESSSIIIEEEE.oh, akee! oh, akee!GIVE ME A CALL, BITCH!thankyou.________*sigh*

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VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. - Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson apologized Wednesday for calling for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, only hours after he denied saying Chavez should be killed. you know, cuz Robertson's a christian and all and christians don't just go out and kill peo...oh wait... "Is it right to call for assassination?" Robertson said. "No, and I apologize for

aquanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5491506.post-1123898053322673732005-08-12T18:53:00.000-07:002005-08-12T18:54:13.323-07:00

what drug smells like fishi'm DYING to say PUSSY!but then that would just perpetuate the myth wouldn't it?

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NONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!will discuss this when i've calmed down

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that i got an ipod mini. it holds 1000 songs. and i really feel good about the use i'm getting out of it seeing as how i have only listened to one album over and over and over and over...butomgi can't help myself

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yeeehawwww!heeso i'm housesitting at my friend's house. and i'm not really doing anything because they took the kids and the dog with them so really i'm just STAYING here. alone. with the pool. it rocks.so last night i'm flipping channels and i hit E! television and there's another (yes for fuck's sake, ANOTHER) reality show. but this time it's about Hugh Hefner's "girlfriends." it's called GIRLS

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i came back from my research trip feeling really good and really successful. while there were a few snafus, i felt it went incredibly well, especially in light of last year's disaster.i was really excited about the possibilities of the data, future publications and conferences and planning next year's trip. and i thought i have plenty of time and i'm motivated and i'm stoked and here i go.and

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i know i have railed in the past about backfat and i'm not sure if i've done it here on this blog or on one of the forums i belong to. i googled my own site and it doesn't come up so i'm thinking it's the forum.it goes a little somethin' like this.as a grad student your schedules are different than undergrads, mostly meaning you are on campus working in the lab when not in the field during normal

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Since i've returned back from Mexico, I've reinstated my NETFLIX habit, so here are some of my recent DVD rentals (warning, possible spoilers...):THE LIFE AQUATIC WITH STEVE ZISSOUThis movie did not do well in the theaters and it's a shame. maybe i fell for it because i'm a marine biologist and i know all that hoohah that yves jacque costeau was good for the environment is bullshit. i found this

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so, my little sister has returned to our humble abode with her two kids in tow. granted her husband was recalled to iraq after he had clearly finished his entire commitment to the army and after declining several times to reinstate, they finally, forcibly reinstated him. that sucks, i agree. although they did vote for bush....so, instead of staying at her HOUSE, which her and her husband just

aquanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5491506.post-1122481741987615202005-07-27T09:28:00.000-07:002005-07-27T22:31:52.146-07:00

when i returned from mexico i was in a state of no t.v. bliss. i had gone through three months of depravation and i thought, you know, i don't need this shit. and it was TOOOOOTALLY true...in MEXICO.apparently, while staying at my friend's house in la jolla as my "halfway house" from mexico research back to the "real world" i fell right back into my junkie t.v. addiction.i'm a whorewhat can i say

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i'm in such a general malaise i can't even work it up to be stressed about all the shit that i need to do and am not doing and am not motivated to do.

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last week i was listening to a local radio show and that day's topic was pet cloningthe topic was pet cloning. and i'm way against it.for so MANY reasons, the least of which is that there are thousands of pets that need good homes at so many shelters across the US i really don't see the need to CLONE pre-existing pets. it just seems sick. and it's soooo expensive ($1600.00USD just to BANK the

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and i SERIOUSLY HEART iTUNES, and my beautifulperfectnotaPC MINIMAC!ANDandAND my new BLUE iPOD mini that will be arriving in a few days.....whooops! was that last part out loud?

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so, between all the shit that i've had to do lately (unload the mexico van, clean it, return it, load all my shit into storage, help prepare room for my sister and her kids to get to gran's, research, working at the farm...) i've been loading all my CD's into iTunes. now that i have a sufficient amount of them in i put on "party shuffle" and continued to clean and work.well, i was stopped dead in

aquanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5491506.post-1112201767727615072005-07-11T08:47:00.000-07:002005-07-11T16:20:20.156-07:00

**note: this post was started on march 30, 2005, before i left for my research trip. i just never got to finish it how i liked, and i didn't now either but, well, fuck it...heh**i had heard so much flak about this movie that, of course, i had to watch it. and **spoiler alert**the controversy that i heard the most centered around a man impregnating multiple lesbians for money and of course this

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over the 4th of july weekend i started back at the berry farm, i gave up on the assy DELL computer and ordered a *pinky to chin* MINImac, and i housesat at my friends and swam in their pool naked and bbq'ed (on the bbq - NOT in the pool...duh).meaning, really, i have (HAD - see mini mac comment above) a little cash in hand, got a new toy, and burnt my titties (but not the steak)heh

aquanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5491506.post-1120507901667220942005-07-04T13:08:00.000-07:002005-07-04T13:11:41.673-07:00

i'm lmfao because when said special person received/knew of my effort her only response was (happily, don't get me wrong...), "oh, i read your blog and i thought you got me ho-hos."i guess that's the lesbian equivalent to "you had me at hello"heh

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someone i care about is going through a really tough time. and i bought something that i hope would make her feel better, or at least let her know how much i cared about her.i don't know what to do for her. there's nothing i CAN do for her. i'm afraid if she needs me, she isn't asking, which would be so like her.this post isn't about me. this post is about how what is happening to her and, yes,

aquanoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5491506.post-1119592186778884412005-06-23T22:32:00.000-07:002005-06-23T22:49:46.786-07:00

ok, so one of the bonuses of working in mexico is the complete lack of television and internet.not to say, mexico doesn't have television nor internet, but merely when I am in mexico i don't have regular and free access to either. and frankly, i'm ok with it. it makes you think about what you can really live without, such as assy bad news and stiff fake tv people. so having been away from tv, the

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I'VE BEEN GONE FOR THREE MONTHS AND HAD A GAWWWWWWWWWWWDDAMN BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHERE'S MY FUCKING IPOD??????????????????????????!!!!!!@#$%^&*&^%$#@!@#$%^&heh

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by aquathe setup: aqua is a researcher and works very hard. every day she dives and then goes around to fishermen to look at their catches. alot of her work is very physically demanding (which means she's muskling out her body and rocking the tan youknowwhati'msaying.....) she signed up for a program where people actually pay to come help her with her work. the volunteers pay the program, and the

aquanoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5491506.post-1115852950159880102005-05-11T16:08:00.000-07:002005-05-11T16:09:10.163-07:00

i may not have the best body in the world but right now with all this diving i'm doing here in mexico i'm rocking the tan and my fucking calves are RIPPED!i'm actually turning myself on a bit which means i gotta GO! heh

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aaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhok i dont want to generalize because i hate what about i'm about to say but i dont know if it's a man-woman thing or a maturity thing but i'm about to pop his cork. i appreciate that we haven't been able to get a lot of work done and we're cramped in this room together with no kitchen and for the most part he's been cool about a lot of things but

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***this post was started before i left and now i'm just posting it to get it out of the "draft" folder. it's not the complete diatribe i intended to write but you getm y point...***i was a bit hesitant about posting this but i'm so bugged that i just can't get AWAY from it. it's everywhere on the news and it's just saturating everything i come in contact with in spite of the fact that i hardly

aquanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5491506.post-1112369870846089892005-04-01T07:33:00.000-08:002005-04-01T07:37:50.846-08:00

$185 dollars later i've replaced my headlight.wtF???since counter boy at kragen didn't have the item i needed i went to the dealership thinking, damn this is going to be like $50 or something.i go to parts and ask for what i need. he says, yes we have one in stock it'll be here tomorrow morning from the warehouse if you want it."how much?""just the lens and the houseing.....um, let's see $154

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in order to comply with the freaking fix-it ticket i got the other night, i went to kragen to get a replacement headlight for my car. i walk to the counter and say "hi, i need a replacement headlight for a 1997 toyota tercel." the counter boy types a bunch of stuff in the computer and then walks from behind the counter to one of the aisles in the store and i start thinking, ok, this is odd, i

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i realize i've been relatively quiet about the whole opening of the arctic refuge to oil drilling and frankly it's because there simply is not enough alcohol or cusswords that would make me feel better about talking about it.but for a quiet moment of solace i can always count on the onion

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i am pigpen. i've always been this way. i don't know but i can find a million things i'd rather be doing than clean my room, so i do them. although, i have to admit, it is sloppy but NOT overly dirty. i know some of my type_A friends (which i think is all of them...) will not make that distinction. but i do...lol so gran just shuts my door. AND, believe it or not, i do know where everything is.i

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although i've made it clear how i feel about this whole terry schiavo thing but tom tomorrow delves a little deeper and sez it better, especially with regard to our "life is precious" bushwhack of a president.

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last night i learned that when the cop pulls you over and says "do you know why i pulled you over?"don't say "because i'm drunk?"because it turns out it might just be your headlight is out.

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so the other day i had to take gran to the doctor and because her appointment wasn't until the afternoon i lugged her around while doing my own errands. i was flipping stations on the radio trying to find something to listen to when i got to the spanish station and could hear the beginning of a shakira song. the dj kept talking over the beginning of the songme: (yelling at radio) shutup dj!

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remember my mini movie reviews i did the other day? well, i was at afterellen and there is a review of mango kiss, the movie i was too tired to discuss. well, part of the reason was because it was a lesbian movie and i wasn't all that impressed with it i just didn't feel the need to go into it.then i go here and read about one of the lead characters played by michelle wolff. now i wasn't

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heealways one to crush on someone's snarkiness. found this through the bloggies awards nominations and winners list. go fug yourself. it was so gawwwwdamn funny i sat through fucking dialup to read it and see who they were ripping on.

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heestarted a new blog just for my research trip. have to keep it clean cuz i'm also going to give the link to my profs. and if you think i'm going to post the link here then you are soooo retarded! hee

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for the few readers i have that didn't get here randomly googling about their smelly vaginas, or even WORSE googling "grandma + vagina" sick bastards, i have this to say:COMMENT!ORfrom now on i will no longer respond to emails begging me to blog. got it?oh and none of this anonymous shit, either. chickens

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so i know i've already professed my love for netflix but i just gotta say it again.and i'm also kind of sad that i'm going to have to cancel my membership soon. i'm going to be leaving for three months for my research project and frankly, even though it is affordable and much cheaper for me to rent all those movies for that flat fee, i just can't afford to pay for it while i'm gone.but we won't

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i don't even know where to start with this whole terry schiavo thing.first of all, i want it out there: un.plug.me. if i'm in a permanent vegetative state, please rest assured, i do not want to be that way. SECOND, if you want to unplug me from a heart machine, or a lung machine then just unplug it. BUT if you're going to unplug my fucking feeding tube then for fuck's sake O.D. me on morphine,

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i used to be a really envious person when i was younger. i would envy the girls that didn't have to wear their uncle's hand-me-downs. i would envy the popular kids who didn't get harassed on the bus every morning and afternoon. i would envy my friends whose parents were extremely normal and wonderfully nice to me.as i got older, i would envy the people who made more money than me or got promoted

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i've never been one to have a ton of friends. i tend to have 2-3 really good friends, and the whole rest of the world to hate. and it's quite possible that those friends will have a whole big circle of friends besides me but i've always just kind of been the type of person who didn't want to be around anyone unless i really liked them. i find it just too painful to be around people and interact

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i finished my finals and i turned in my extra credit report.i'm spent.i have drank beer.i'm now going to consume more beer and corned beef and cabbage.i may have even just sharted since i've been drinking so much tomatoe and apple juice the last two weeks...

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i had to go get a complete physical today for my SCUBA clearance and part of that is a chest xray. after you change into the gown they give you these "nipple markers" that are tiny bandaids with a small lead shot in them.x-rays with and withoutshe said you have to put these on so they mark your nipples on the x-ray because the flesh is denser there and it let's the doctor know they're nipples

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i'm going to give you a scenario. imagine that i'm talking to you and i'm telling you the events in the scenario. i will then give you options as to what your reply potentially could be then we will discuss the correct answers.ready?what? no you don't need a pen, just pay attention, sheesh...background: i had tons of problems last year with my project. some were my fault. others i had no control

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all of you! i hate you!YOU! with all your red tape and loopholes and arbitrary rule changes! i so hate you!and YOU TOO! different agency but with all the red tape! i hate you too!YOU! in your gigantic SUV on my ass when i'm going the speed limit and i'm safely behind ONE MILLLLLLION CARS that i cannot go through so i follow safely at a safe distance because when you see ONE MILLLLION BRAKE LIGHTS

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it wasn't long after i started this blog that i realized i was asking for trouble by naming it "smells like fish." and really the whole "smells like fish" came about innocently enough. i'm a marine biologist/ecologist that specializes in marine fish. and not only do i study them i'm obsessed with them. i think fish are the coolest fucking things in the world, besides horses...anyway, every aspect

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i'm pretty sure that over the last 5 days i have expelled at least 20 lbs of mucus out of my body. take THAT paris hiltonthe day i got sick gran bought some prunes because she can't poo. i said, i'd love to switch places with you since everytime i cough i shit my pants.i can't stand up straight my right ear is plugged. it's cool cuz i can't hear people yelling at me about being sick and in the

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of my own hair.there.i said it.i feel much better. in spite of the fact i'm sportin' 2nd grade bangs. i had to do it. it was making me crazy. so i cut 'em. with office scissors. just sitting right here in front of the computer.

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eeka_bad Originally uploaded by aqua bucky. lolthe other thing i forgot to mention about monkey is that when she doesn't get her akee fix, well, she goes a bit cuckoooo...

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akee_valet2 Originally uploaded by aqua bucky. heeand yes, we really do call each other akee and monkey.gross, i know...

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today is smooochie day in monkey's world...well, actually, everyday is smoooooochie day to monkey and how i haven't killed her by now is startling...oh...was that out loud?heeok, just kidding. but seriously, who is monkey?well, monkey is a lass from australia. we met over three years ago. granted, we did meet online and i know quite a few people, in fact i could say that almost everyone i know (

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decided to give the blog a new do. lord knows I need one too, but it's cheaper to do it to the blog. plus i decided since i have a headache from still working on problem number one of a five problem take-home midterm that's due on tuesday i wanted to do something pwetty and could finish it successfully in a reasonable amount of time. usually when i feel like this i take out 3rd grade primers and

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we got our take home midterm for stats on thursday. i was ok. i thought i was ready. then the emails started pouring in...people having problems with this question and that question and what does this mean? yadda yadda yadda.am i doing everything wrong because i didn't have those questions? and the answers from the TA are more confusing to me....aaaauuuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

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how weirdly cute are these guys? from yahoo news. Cotton-Top Tamarin monkeys. hee

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names are changed to protect the innocent... the other day my best friend told me that her 10-yr. old son was taking ritalin. it came up in conversation, it wasn't like she sat me down to tell me. but it was still a notable conversation. i love my best friend with all my heart and she has been in my life forever and she is an amazing person. i was bummed because i don't like the idea of those

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i'm not a fashion expert, but i think fat people put a lot of pressure on the color black...

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this was the truck i was going to buy. my big plan was to sell my little car and sell my beloved beloved izusu amigo (beautifulindigoblue baby she is) and buy this truck to take down to mexico for my reseach. i wanted something that could haul my gear, pull my boat and then i could use it around gran's for hauling and stuff. i'm always hesitant to purchase a truck because i'm very conscious of

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*sigh* why can't she be gay. i would devote myself entirely to this woman. how can you not love a woman who would pose like this. i need a moment please.

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i love movies and i consider myself a major movie snob. i usually don't advertise that, lest someone who truly is a more knowledgeable and snobbish person calls me on it. must. keep. fragile. ego. in. check. although, my friends who truly know me will not under any circumstances watch a movie that has any scientific, biological, or marine basis with me because they know i will rip the shit out of

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today i was yahooing a friend and for fun we started making fun of lesbian personal ads and their pictures, cuz she said that's what she and another friend do. yes we are totally evil and no you cannot hang out with us. anyway, reading the profiles i realized that if i read "i am honest, looking for honesty" one more freaking time i was going to puke. so i've devised my anti-profile. here it is:

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i was cruising on Friday Fishwrap and saw this i. want. to. go. COCTEAU TWINS! NEW ORDER! NIN! CHEMICAL BROTHERS! PRODIGY! OMG i'm such a child of the 80's but of course, i can't. now, granted, i do not have this kind of money ($150 for the 2 day pass, and then lodging food LIQUOR.....) *ahem* but i think for this i would totally roadtrip it if i wasn't going to be on a roadtrip. i start my

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HEE today on Feb. 1, 2005, after almost two years, i finally reached 1000 views. i know that 864 of those views were from monkey. the rest of you i would like to thank you for searching for help regarding your stinky vagina and just happened to stumble on my marine biologist blog.

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monkey see monkey do monkey loves akee monkey flings poo

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i'm so excited. i finally received a letter from my girlfriend shakira. i know she's busy and stuff and i know she loves me but just like anybody in a relationship we need reassurances and kissypoos so i was just ecstatic when she finally wrote me. here it is: what's that you say? why isn't it addressed to me? well duh if she's sending it directly to my email i know who she's writing to! gosh

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catdog Originally uploaded by aqua bucky. my gran got a cat from the pound. he's very pretty. he talks to you all the time. he acts like he wants you to pick him up and then freaks out when you do. one thing he does love is my dog. my poor, poor, put-upon dog.

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practpanorama Originally uploaded by aqua bucky. so i've been playing with my new nikon coolpix 5400. when i did the research before buying it it seemed to have some cool features. two of them i really like are the panorama and the slow motion movie. i don't know if i can get a slow motion movie uploaded here but it was cool to use it on the rising new moon over some thick thick clouds.so

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bluetoes Originally uploaded by aqua bucky. if i could have everything around me blue i would.i was at my best friend's house after volleyball practice last sunday and she had invited me to dinner. well actually she said, "hey you wanna cook dinner for us after volleyball?" lolof course!so i took my shoes off and was walking around in my barefeet.she laughed at my toes and said "you

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if anyone has a time machine i could sure use one right now. i've managed to hurt someone i love so bad and i would give anything to take it back.

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by searching for "fish in vagina" http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=fish%20in%20vagina&ei=UTF-8&fr=slv1-&fl=0&x=wrt i hope they can take care of that before either participant expires....

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so yesterday my friend sends me an article that was published in the NEW ENGLAND JOURNAL OF MEDICINE about how they've found that moderate drinking can increase cognitive ability in older women. when she came through the lab to pick up stuff from the laserprinter, we joked about it, naturally and i complained about the use of the stooopid word "moderate." she said, "my sister found it

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but, alas, he is a gay man. i was reading one of my favorite blogs when i saw that he was nominated for a "best of blog" award. so after voting for him, of course, i checked out the LGBT category and started going to those sites. some were totally meh and i was surprised they were even nominated (self-nominated...? perhaps?). that made me sad. i won't link to them because then they can link

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i'm glad volleyballs don't have feelings. because i'm going to slam the crap out of the ball when it comes near me. i hate it when people are upset and they make it very clear to me that they are upset, so much so that it upsets me too, and then when you ask them "why are you upset?" because you feel that they are alerting you to their upsettedness (made up word - shut up!) and they want you to

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which is a good thing, since i'm not kicking ass much in anything else i do! hee well, it's not that bad but i am hella busy and yet i'm still procrastinating on major things. and i'm not even feeling stress about it. which is weird because usually what happens is i procrastinate and then the stress of the deadline really motivates me and i shit things out on time. but it's also a protection

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over christmas break i ended up spending three days at my best friend's house. she's the coolest person on earth, as well as entirely overworked by running her own business, a husband, and two kids. she always jokes that she needs a wife to help her get shit done. so i went to their house for the christmas eve open house and then ended up staying until the day after christmas. at the open house

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well, at least in my defense i haven't forgotten my login and password and therefore abandoned this blog and started 5 or 6 more in which i have followed the previous pattern....like some people i know... heh

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